12 days of an #Agile Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the second day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the third day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Three Green Bars, Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the fourth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Four Planning Poker Decks
Three Green Bars, Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the fifth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Five Daily stand-ups a week, Four Planning Poker Decks
Three Green Bars, Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the sixth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Six Pairs-a-Programming
Five Daily stand-ups a week, Four Planning Poker Decks
Three Green Bars, Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the seventh day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Seven Stickies Moving, six Pairs-a-Programming
Five Daily stand-ups a week, Four Planning Poker Decks
Three Green Bars, Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the eighth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Eight objects refactored
Seven Stickies Moving, six Pairs-a-Programming
Five Daily stand-ups a week, Four Planning Poker Decks
Three Green Bars, Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the ninth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Nine Clients advising, eight objects refactored
Seven Stickies Moving, six Pairs-a-Programming
Five Daily stand-ups a week, Four Planning Poker Decks
Three Green Bars, Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the tenth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Ten User Stories
Nine Clients advising, eight objects refactored
Seven Stickies Moving, six Pairs-a-Programming
Five Daily stand-ups a week, Four Planning Poker Decks
Three Green Bars, Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Eleven Retrospectives, Ten User Stories
Nine Clients advising, eight objects refactored
Seven Stickies Moving, six Pairs-a-Programming
Five Daily stand-ups a week, Four Planning Poker Decks
Three Green Bars, Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My Agile Coach gave to me
Twelve Specifications-by-example
Eleven Retrospectives, Ten User Stories
Nine Clients advising, eight objects refactored
Seven Stickies Moving, six Pairs-a-Programming
Five Daily stand-ups a week, Four Planning Poker Decks
Three Green Bars, Two week Iterations
And A Kanban Board by a co-located team with an awesome Velocity!!!!!

2 thoughts on “12 days of an #Agile Christmas

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